On the Cover of Win IT Pro
(to the tune of On the Cover of Rolling Stone)
Well, we're IT heroes; call when your PC's froze
Yes, we're paged everywhere we go
We roll out Vista and we set up servers---
only 10,000 patches to go!
We get a blue screen thrill in the server room chill
But the thrill we want to know
Is the thrill that'll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of Win IT Pro
IT Pro
Wanna see my picture on the cover
IT Pro
Wanna buy 5 copies for my mother
IT Pro
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of Win IT Pro
I've got a freaky old server runnin' NT 4-0
That's supporting finance apps
I've got a poor old gray-haired admin
Virtualizing in our labs
Our network's design will blow your mind
And our routers are about to blow
Like the blow that'll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of Win IT Pro
We got a lot of livid blue-screened laptop users
Can't do any work today
We got a genuine Indian Help desk
In a time zone far away
We've got all the CALs that money can buy
Our agreement cost a lot of dough
Bill Gates keeps getting' richer but we can't get our picture
On the cover of Win IT Pro
Thanks to Karen Forster and Alex Angelopoulos!